We're recovering some posts from our old site and came across one of our 'Only in Zambia' pages. Here's one of the items we enjoyed reading contributed by an anonymous visitor.
Of the 25 Zambians from Eastern Province who applied to go to America, only six were given visas.
1. BBCNEWS Banda
2. American Forces Moyo
3. Iraq war Justified Tembo
4. Decapitation Mwale
5. US-Led coalition Lungu
6. CNN Njovu
The following characters did not succeed to obtain US Visas.
1. Baghdad Phiri
2. Saddam Hussein Banda
3. Osama Bin Mbewe
4. Infidels Lungu
5. Anti Iraq War Chulu
6. Kurdish Mkandawire
7. Iraq Mwale
8. Republican Guard Mbewe
9. Sucide Bomber Nkhoma
10. Human Shield Nyirenda
11. Axis of Evil Chunga
12. Chemical Weapons Sakala
13. Fierce Bombardment Jere
14. Weapons of Mass Destruction Zimba
15. North Korea Gondwe
16. Pneumonia Like-flu Mwanza
17. September Eleven Mbao
18. Basra Daka
19. Jihad Zulu
The Zambian Government has also refused to help them.